UPCOMING SHOWS

Jul20

JUNEAU, AK

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Hanger On The Wharf Ballroom

Sep6

WICHITA, KS

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Loony Bin Comedy Club

Sep22

MOSCOW, ID

Best Western University Inn

Sep27

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO

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Loonees Comedy Corner

TRAVEL BLOG

New Album Release!!! 2/17/16 


Hello Everyone! I have officially released my new album Because I Can online and it is available for download HERE! As a promotion I am selling downloads of the album for $5 until 3/1/16, where it will go back to full price. If you've bought a copy of the album, heard it and enjoyed it, I ask that you spread the word and share this post with others. Also, just a WARNING: THIS ALBUM CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE AND SUBJECT MATTER...Cool? Cool. ENJOY! :)

Where My Jokes Come From 1/3/16 


I get asked about my process quite often. How I come up with my jokes. Are they really true. How often do I change them up.

Soooo, here's my answers for anyone still curious: 

HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH YOUR JOKES? 

Well, for me it all boils down to one thing. 

Listening. 

Dip a sponge into a bucket of water, then ring it out. That sponge came into contact with all of the water in the bucket, but didn't retain all of the water once you pulled it out. Now after you ring it, it's got the perfect amount for…

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Are You Happy? Y/N 12/29/15 

Hey,

Have you ever seen that internet meme of Morpheus where he asks you to take the Red Pill to right all the mistakes of your past, or take the Blue Pill and receive a huge sum of cash? I always answer that choice the same: 

I'd take the Red Pill and fix ALL of my mistakes!...Like that time I didn't take the huge sum of cash. 

The question reminds me of a test I created for myself 9 years ago that I still use today. On December 31st of every year, I have a self evaluation form I created that I fill out to…

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The Heist 12/10/15 


Welp, my car got broken into. The perpetrator rummaged through all of my belongings, and made out with my checkbooks. Yes, my checkbooks. The perpetrator also went through the back of my car and into the spare tire well, because I guess that's where he thought I kept my time machine. The one I use to go back to 1972 when checks were relevant enough to steal. I keep the checkbooks in my car almost sarcastically in case of emergency. Truth be told, I had no reaction. I was due. My car stays unlocked too…Read more

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Alvin Williams - As Himself (2017) [Parental Advisory]

Alvin Williams - As Himself (2017) [Parental Advisory]